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FRUIT PEELER
  This is a unique tool that we've been told works pretty well. We've all spent way too much time and thrown away perfectly good flesh. Let's make peace with them damn melons.
BLUETOOTH BEANIE
  This is pretty cool. You could be snowboarding or skiing and listening to music or even take a call. They've got three different colors to choose from.
LED CLOCK FAN
  This is pretty clever. It tells time and keeps you cool. Just please keep your face and fingers away. We are not responsible for stupidity.
SHOE LIGHTS
  This is a must if you're a nighttime jogger. Stay safe, Santa.
LAMP HUMIDIFIER
  You know what? This is much better than Febreze and it looks a lot cooler. Can you see the inside?
SOUS VIDE
  This is a must have if you enjoy delicious food. Pronounced sue-veed, this will cook your food to perfection. Especially your meats and seafood. Tender, juicy, perfection. Try it!
CAR SEAT GAP FILLER
  Don't you hate when you drop your cell phone or french fries between the console and seat? THIS. SOLVES. YOUR. PROBLEM. No more funky green fungus fries fermenting under your seat.
SLOTDOG
  Steel blades cut slots into a hot dog which expands as it cooks. Juices caramelize, smoke & grill flavor penetrate deep. Is there anything else to be said?
DINOSAUR 3D NIGHT LIGHT
  If you're looking for that modern chic look, look no further. You can choose one color or have it change gradually.
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PINEAPPLE PEELER
  This is a great tool. Peel & core in less than a minute without having to get skin and juice everywhere. Best part is the juice stays inside so you can make a tasty drink.
SHREDDER CLAWS
  Master Shredder could have used these when he was battling the turtles. Great for BBQ guys & gals and it's dishwasher safe.
BREAST SOAP DISPENSER
  This needs to be in every shower across Murica, Be gentle with them and you will be rewarded. Motor boat practice, engaged.
360 DOG WASHING WAND
  360 wand that washes a dog in less than one minute? And the shampoo and water mix instantly. Will it work on cats?
HEADS UP DISPLAY
  If you've ever driven a car with HUD, it can be a little overwhelming but you get acclimated real quick. It's like going from an iPhone 7 to a 7 plus. Take a guess at the price. You won't believe it.
WINE RACK
  Best alcoholic gift. We prefer to let the fun bags hang (bouncy, bouncy, bouncy) but you need to find balance between no back pain and a way to hold your liquor.
NOVELTY ASH TRAY
  No words. Just look but don't touch.
EASY EGGWICH
  Bet you 20 bucks you'll use this every single day.
LED VALVE CAP
  Unless you're 15, we wouldn't suggest putting this on your car. But on your bicycle? Absolutely.
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SPIDER FLEXIBLE HOLDER
  If you have severe arachnophobia, too bad, so sad. Looks like you can set this up on any surface. Legs seem really flexible. We may give it a try.
HIDDEN WALL SAFE
  This is awesome! Looks like an ordinary outlet. The last place a burglar will look. Just don't forget which one it is.
INFLATABLE CAR JACK
  This is perfect if you go 4wheelin in the desert, mud, or snow. It uses your exhaust to inflate or..
COMPACT KEY HOLDER
  No more reaching into your pocket and pulling out a mess of keys. No more jingle and no more poking yourself. Holds up to..
PUBLIC TOILET KIT
  Let's see, you're going to need this if you're pretty much leaving the house for more than an hour. Really depends on how big your bladder is. It's either this or the Texaco restroom. Choose wisely, Daniel son.
BACK TO THE FUTURE LIGHT UP SHOES
  NO WAY, JOSE! One of the best trilogies of all time. Back to the Future! Please tell me the self-adjusting jacket is available too. The pair is a must!
CIGAR HOLDER
  You think you have everything but you don't! If you enjoy drinking and smoking cigars, this is it. And, it's made in the good 'ole USA. Perfect birthday present.
AMAZON ECHO
  One of the best gadgets in our opinion. Alexa does whatever you want. Turns lights off, wakes you up, plays music, and a million other things. You need her!
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE LOSING
  The truth will set you free. Period.
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